Oh what a gay old winter we had! We huddled around open fires, exchanging tinned food for goods and services, and chased down interlopers on our huge monster trucks across the desert. But now spring is in the air, and something tells me that we’re going to need some distracting in the coming weeks.
That’s where we come in. We at Tuckmaster are dedicated to creating a uniquely anarchic and intimately ridiculous evening of comedy that in no way at all encroaches on copyrighted TV game show formats.
Cynthia Seaward is your host for the evening and has set a certifiable cavalcade of daft challenges, which four fantastic drag contestants will undertake to win some peculiar prizes, take home the Tuckmaster crown and enter into our Hall Of Champions! (ooooooooooh!)
But who are our contestants this month?
GEORGIA TASDA #TEAMGEORGIA
Georgia Tasda is a pun that's gotten a bit out of hand. She is the source of that funny smell in your fridge. She is the disappointing second half of a film that looked otherwise good from the trailers. She is falling behind on her monthly repayments. She is reading these things back and telling me they don't really make sense, are not an accurate description of what she's all about, and that I should just stick to a regular bio rather than trying to do something clever that doesn't really work or even have a good pay-off at the end.
FLICK D’BEAN #TEAMFLICK
Flick De'Bean is Essex very own pig in wig and the sort of drunken mess you'd meet out in the smoking area and instantly hear all about the drama in her life! Don't let that fool you though! She's on a mission and she's here to win! Win the competition, Win the crown and Win the hearts of everyone! Or she'll settle for a cheeky kiss cos she had a crap valentines day!
OEDIPUSSI REX #TEAMREX
"What's that ear-splitting howling sound deep down in the dark? A hoard of trolls? A dragon on a nest of treasure? Nah- it's this guy screeching his way through 'livin' on a prayer' in a now empty karaoke bar. With his only talent being 'OK Beards', will this Drag Barbarian claim the Tuckmaster Crown? Or will he do what he normally does, set the room on fire and kick everyone in the shins? Epic or Tragic? You decide!!"
TIA KOFI #TEAMTIA
Tia Kofi is one third of the Gold BOYZ Award winning group, the Vixens. She's the tall one. Tia's career highlights include being an extra in one Harry Potter film...but she was in Hufflepuff, so it barely counts. Tia's favourite Britney Spears song is Toxic and also I struggle to write in the third person. One things for certain, she’s a tough competitor.
Advance tickets are £5, or £7 on the door