It's finally happening. A rumbling can be heard from just over the horizon. The trees shake. The sea stands still. Infants cry. Birds do surprisingly decent impressions of 1960s comedian Tony Hancock. It can only mean one thing: the Tuckmaster Champions are coming home for one more battle.
In a format stolen half from a popular comedy panel show on Dave and half cobbled together from Reddit theory threads about a future series of a popular drag show on Netflix, we are bring back all the winners of previous TUCKMASTER shows to find out who is truly the Champion of Champions!
Our champions will take on tasks and games bigger, more ridiculous, contrived, and lots of other superlative adjectives than ever before. This is a show you don't want to miss.
Our live competitors are:
SUE GIVES A FUCK (Winner of Tuckmaster 1)
She's a lipsync champion, a comedy powerhouse, and even a Vogue Italia model. She's been on a journey for a few months, but now they're back and mad as all hell. Will Sue stand a chance against this ultimate Tuckmaster gauntlet?
MRS MOORE (Winner of Tuckmaster 4)
Mrs Moore is a veteran of the drag scene. She was chain-smoking and downing skittlebombs back when you were in your first Smiffy’s wig and don’t you forget it. On top of being a staple of Halfway2Heaven and Two Brewers, she also has a sharp tongue, a heart of gold, and a receding hairline. She’s ready to teach this drags exactly what it takes to become Tuckmaster Champion Of Champions.
VERONICA MONTENEGRO (Winner of Tuckmaster 2)
Colombia's self-proclaimed second-biggest export, VERONICA MONTENGRO is back for another crack at the crown. But will she be marching her powder all the way to the Tuckmaster crown? Will we even finish saying her full name before the night is through?
DOLLY TROLLEY (Winner of Tuckmaster 5)
Raised by wolves in the murky wastelands of Leeds, returning contestant Dolly Trolley slowly but surely grappled with concepts like mathematics, aeronautics, and sticking stuff on their nipples. Now they’re a huge name in drag, burlesque, and diary-keeping and they’re ready to shove three types of shoes into this competition. Will they handle the pressure in their Hashtag Dolly Direst hour?
(Also featuring tasks from previous winners Chiyo Gomes, Oedipussi Rex, Monroe Adams, and Fruit)
Early bird tickets are £5, regular tickets are £7
Show starts at 8pm DT (Drag Time)