Not got enough copper in y’jar for a holiday to Costa Del Clapham?
Has Monkey pox been gerrin y’dahn?
Don’t you worry yersen lads, lasses, enbys and beyond cos with the help of some VERY talented pals LoUis CYfer is givin YOU the all inclusive holiday treatment and he’s inviting you to his big birthday bash.
LoUis has gone all out to give you a slice of life on an all inclusive holiday with his cabaret special. He‘s bringing Lanzarote to London for one night only where LoUis will be letting down his mullet, cutting his cake and celebrating 21… again!
Come for the pool aerobics and stay for the naffest games, meatiest raffles, sexiest guests and COCKtailiest cupcakes on sale by none other than Kween Kream.
Will crystal get promoted?
Will someone sing sweet Caroline?
Will the Kids club magician ever turn up?
There’s only one way to find out!
We have bespoke VIP packages with :
- Signed LoUis pic
- Exclusive alcoholic or non alcoholic cupcake made by KWEEN KREAM (vegan and gluten free available)
- free entry into the raffle
- a reserved seat near the stage
Resort manager
- LoUis CYfer
Resort beautician
- Tiajna Amayo
Chef
- Kween Kream
Entertainment Rep
- Crystal Lubrikunt
Activites Rep
— Steve Porters
Dodgy magician
- Loui von Dini