VFDalston has undergone a HOSTILE TAKEOVER.
Introducing Virginia Woolf of Wall St - London’s first capitalistic sapphic night for suited and booted money grabbing genderfuck bxrstards!
Get ready for some serious mergers on the dance floor.
The pound may be weak but our beats go hard - expect 80s inspired bangers, while you yell about stocks on your MASSIVE mobile.
Expect; sweaty jostling on our trading (dance) floor; slick hair; soaring margins; sapphism; insid(h)er trading; bail outs; pin stripes; Ponzi schemes; business cards; money; excess; deregulation of the stock exchange and MORE.
Come wearing a suit (whatever that means to you). But as a rule; no swimsuits, hazmat suits or birthday suits.
Encouraged; skirt suits, pantsuits, zoot suits, shoulder pads, bowler hats, statement earrings, harsh make-up, genderfuck tailoring. We wanna see you channeling your inner KenDoll Roy, Patrick BateHun and JP Whxregan - so show us what you’ve got!
We are too big to fail! Come and bail us out.
£6 early bird, £10 OTD, £10,000 in you’re a baller x