All the way from Goonsake Valley in the Dry White Coolabah West: KAHLUA AND COKE WITH A GLASSÈ CHERRY TWIST…
It's the SLOPPY SHEILAS starring Gaff E, Aaron Manhattan, Ruby Teys and THE Harry Morrissey Official!
When a conjoined Kyle and Danni were finally separated at the Bathurst 1000 as their V8 Holden Commodore slid on a hot cocky shit…
Skidding arsehole to breakfast, straight up the clacker of the big prawn. Cactus!
For one night only, get swept up in this SLUTTY BUSHRANGER OUTLANDISH TROPICAL SANDSTORM CABARET!
They put the SMACK in BUTT CRACK and the FLIP in TIT WHIP! You'll be whip cracked from front to back and tit smacked from side to side by these classy sheilas. Don't miss this great Straya ride!
Sponsored by the magpies football club tuckshop and the Dolphin Dive Plaza optometrist 'Where four eyes are better than none!'
Doors @ 7.30pm
Showtime @ 8pm
This event is taking place in the basement of The Glory, which is unfortunately not wheelchair accessible.