Well, it's summer- which means it's not exactly Christmas time... at all, and it's also not Easter, so what is The Virgin Mary to do?! She's holding a Midsummer Mass! She's gonna be getting out her bikini and twerking on a Lambourgini while she scrubs it down with a soapy sponge. Lolz, yeah right. But she will be taking confessions, giving out prizes such as free tickets to future shows and eternal salvation, singing some (improved) pop songs, and #StruttingWithChrist! Bring it on summer!