***Outrageous, phenomenal….stick that sausage in my pants…***
Finally! Bristol's notoriously chaotic, pro-queer cabaret is making the move to Blighty's rat-riddled capital.
Deliciously demented, deeply daft, and other things beginning with D, Fellanies is like having a cursed little gremlin busting your gut. Is it wrong? Is it right? Who cares, you're into it. You're laughing. Heck! There might even be ha ha ha ha pouring out your shnozzer.
And you're in luck, 'cas Fellanies will be making its biblical, big-city debut at Dalston's hottest queer house, The Divine.
Expect rancid ruminations and caustic confessions, as your host Fella (she/they, dubbed ‘gleefully ridiculous’ by the critics at Chortle) takes on the role of mother daddy superior, exposing the most devilish of you all.
All while serving up sacrilegiously hot talent like:
***FREDDIE “THE MAGIC LADY” HAYES***
Hold onto your frogspawn 'cas the “electric” Freddie Hayes (she/her) will be bringing her outrageously comic character, The Magic Lady. So come, enter the magic circle. See what this haphazard showbiz loon has up her sleeve.
***ALEX FRANKLIN***
Buckle in ‘cas we’ve got the holy trinity here: lol-slinger, keyboard tickler, scuttler. Alex (she/they) is a trans, half-Chinese comedian who can do the talking, the music, the characters. Her shows get that critical acclaim ("Undeniably ludicrous comedy gold." Entertainment Now, ★★★★), and she's appeared on BBC Radio 4, Channel 4, and HBO Max. World dominination next.
***CALUM ROBSHAW***
Sweet baby Jesus, someone knows how to put a saucy show. An award-winning clown (he/him), Calum's putting the naughty boy into boylesque.
***MANDY SWEATS***
Say hello to the surrealist nightmare of 1000 faces. Mandy Sweats (they/them) is Brighton’s premier papier-mâché horror show. Backed by their cast of bizarre characters, they have terrified audiences across the country with their absurdly dark and fabulously camp comedy sketches. These are the stories no-one's willing to tell… but Mandy has never been known for doing things in good taste…
And guess what, you holy tarts, this is only a sample of what's to come. The order of disservice will be frothing with nonsense. There will be more… more acts, games, a spicy after-service discotheque…you gluttons will be stuffed with good times.
So grab those tickets, don your Sunday best, and get ready to Say Ur Prayers x
***ACCESSIBILITY***
The Ground floor bar is at street level and there are no steps to enter and the main door is wide enough to accommodate wheelchairs. The pavement outside The Divine is wide and spacious enough for drop offs and pick-ups.
The performance space is downstairs, and there are 17 wide steps with slip resistant treads down to the lower level with sturdy handrails either side.
There are no toilets on the ground floor, they are all on the lower level. The nearest wheelchair accessible toilet is at Nandos, approximately two minutes down the road. And there are two sets of gender-neutral toilets on the lower level.
Please see https://thedivine.co.uk/about/ for more info. If you fancy chatting to someone or have any Qs, dm @fellanies_x on insta, or email fellaniescomedy@gmail.com