WAGs, slags, f@gs and friends – IT IS HERE 😈the official after party of Ex-Girlfriend FC’s first EVER football tournament: the auspiciously named Cvnt¥ Cup. Huns from 12 of the sexiest football teams around this cursed United KingDom will be getting lo0se after a sweaty, homoerotic day on the pitches of North London, and we want YOU to join us on the dance floor and help soothe these throbbin’ thighs……..
EXPECT:
🫦 Comedy and drag from 11 sharp – do NOT miss. MCing from drag icon John Travulva, with special guests line up TBA.
🫦 DJs from 12 – feral pop, big bangers, d¥konic techno house etc etc
🫦 General debauchery, SWEATING, ¿confused glances?, $exual ten$ion, lost house keys, Jejejeje
TICKETS:
🎟️ Tiered pricing from £10 – £20 please Pay What U Can to support us!!!
🎟️ Profits will be split 50/50 between EXGFFC funding & our 2 chosen causes The Outside Project and Medical Aid for Palestinians.
🎟️ Guestlist - we’ve reserved a number of free spots for those who want to come but may not otherwise. We particularly welcome those from BIPOC community and those on low income – pls yahooooo us exgirlfriendfc@yahoo.com (first come, first served)
WE VERY: much extend the invite to NON-football playing d¥kes, lesbians, bisexuals and their friends of ALL genders – trans+, nb, FLINTA etc – we love and fancy u ALL 💞
FINAL IMPORTANT BITS:
🫦 Access info for venue: https://www.theyardtheatre.co.uk/access
🫦 All toilets gender neutral!!