It’s Brat Summer in the City of Lights and the Marias are (as usual) on a mission to grab the attention of a man. But all the usual methods of successfully seeking out male attention, you know - bumpin’ that, being a 3-6-5 party girl, doing a little key, having a little line - aren’t working. So what are 3 gorgeous girlies to do?
Enter the Paris Ozempic Games of course and win Gold in the Cunty Slaying the Boots Haus Down Decathlon. What could go wrong?
Expect chaos, the sexiest guest performers and the Brattiest night of your life.
Another Our Gay Maria and it’s the same but it’s at The Divine (not The Glory) so it’s not.