The Runner-Ups: A Lipsync1000 Losers' Extravaganza
Event Info
Witness the most spectacular celebration of splendid shortcomings and glamorous gaffes at "The Runner-Ups"! It’s a night where coming second feels like a personal best!
Performers:
- Rosacea Blemish (@rosaceablemish): Watch the dermo inferno herself, a sizzling spectacle in her homemade couture. She's all about high production and higher temperatures—so hot she might just melt her own trophies... if she had any.
- Patricia Cwunt (@patricia_cwunt): The hauntingly fabulous sleep paralysis demon of drag, delivering emotional trauma dressed up as fashion. Every performance is a surprise, mostly because you thought last time was her peak.
- Paris Eatemall (@paris.eatemall_): Your prescribed dose of shapeshifting glamour with a side of horror. Come see why she’s the top choice for anyone looking to be overcome by second-best.
- Masc Peach (@mascpeach): A swirling storm of gender-bending artistry, who’s definitely your type if you like meme-filled fetish art on a Wednesday night. He’s touched every stage but the winner’s podium.
Hosted by Krystal Structure: The pinnacle of "almost" in a world that values "almost enough." She'll guide us through the night with more charisma than a bingo hall on half-price night.
IMPORTANT INFO
Date: Wednesday 14th August
Time: Doors - 7:30pm, Start - 8:00pm.
Venue: The Divine, 33 Stoker Newington Road, N16 8BJ
Tickets:
- Early Bird Tickets: £8 (you love a bargain almost as much as these queens love second place).
- Standard Tickets: £12 (because premium mediocrity deserves a premium price).
- Low Income Tickets: Available upon request, please contact the organizers to facilitate this.
ACCESS
Sadly, The Divine is currently not fully accessible. The cabaret and club space are in the basement of the venue. There are 17 wide steps with slipresistant treads down to the space with sturdy handrails either side. There are two steps up to the stage. The toilets are in the basement and are not accessible for wheelchair users. If you need further information, please refer to The Divine ‘About’ page on the website. www.thedivine.co.uk