"Yeeeeee-haaaw!!!!! " - Jay Gnormous
We're turning heartbreak into hilarity with our brand-new comedy show, Heartbreak Hoedown! Join us for an unforgettable evening filled with laughter, love, and a touch of country charm. Experience the most heart-aching holiday of the year in the silliest most outrageous way possible.
THE HEARTBREAK HOEDOWN
Get ready to line dance with the cast, lasso your favourite cowboy hottie, and maybe even land a cheeky kiss from the host! This is going to be the queerest rodeo you've ever been to, and one you will NEVER forget.
Your hillbilly host for the evening is the one and the only Mx. Arrow Jackson who will, of course, be wearing his infamous bedazzled chaps… just for you. He'll be sporting a cowboy hat and a country accent to boot! OH, and this cast will blow your minds. There will be a raffle with amazing prizes to win and audience interaction throughout the show. If you don't want to be interacted with, don't worry, consent is mandatory and we will never make folk participate if they don't want to! Simply enjoy the show and our art market which will be open all night. <3
CAST:
Mx. Arrow Jackson
Jenny Tailia
Ferris
Jay Gnormous
Elika Beerquaffed
Butch Ca$hidy
TIME:
Doors 21:00
Show Start 21:30
~ ~ ~Interval 22:30 - 22:45
Show End 23:45
Close 00:00
WHERE:
Mono Restaurant
12, Kings court, king street, G1 5RB
AT OUR ART MARKET:
We will have an area of the venue dedicated to local BI-POC art. We will have our resident art vendor Ameerah bringing you face painting and Henna, and our other resident art vendors Adaora & Zulaa will be back with their prints and stunning jewellery for sale.
Make sure to check them all out on instagram!
Instagram.com/phrionnsaa
Instagram.com/zulaa.art
Instagram.com/adaora.6
ACCESSIBILITY
We want to encourage people to dance but chairs will be available if needed! Come as you are. <3
The venue is able to be accessed by wheelchair but we would recommend viewing the entryway on google prior to arriving! There is a flat brick path approaching the front entrance of the building but may not be manueverable for all.
For any concerns please call 0141 553 2400 prior to purchasing your ticket.
Earplugs will be provided at the door if needed. Enquire at the ticket booth inside.
NO BIGOTRY ALLOWED
This space is a safe space for Bi-POC, LGBTQIA+, disabled folks and allies. No ignorance or bigotry will be tolerated. If any safety concerns arise, they will be addressed with haste.