Charlene is back, and she's confused.

She set out with one simple question: why is love so confusing? After years of extensive research and a torturous peer-review process, Charlene is finally ready to share her findings with you. Join her for an evening of expert scientific analysis, as she presents her definitely-not-anecdotal evidence on finding love, sourcing prophylactics and caring for household pets (STRICTLY unrelated).
Joining her in this important endeavour is very special guest and everyone's favourite cowboy: MR. CLIT EASTWOOD! Fresh from upstaging Charlene as a dancing ogre, Clit is riding back into town for another unforgettable rodeo.
A limited number of cash-only tickets will be available on the door. If you would like to purchase and pay a ticket forward, please get in touch on Instagram (@queencharlenecollins) to arrange this.
Photography by @never_laughs_photo