Captains Log:
Love is in the air at a wind speed of 69 knots π¬οΈπ
We have taken it hard in the stern.π₯οΈβ΄οΈπ¦
A cavernous hole of such proportions I have never witnessed in all my years working with seamen! π³π§
So many strong young men powerless to the onslaught of salty spray!π¦ The relentless waves crashing over them.π Drenched! Exhauste! Gasping for breath!π«§and that was before we even left the port!!! π€ͺπ€ͺ
Anyway I better go swab the old poop deck and get things ship shape before the whirlpool party tonight!π
πΌ π Ugh!! I LOVE cruising!!! Meeting up with that hottie I met singing on the rocks the other day. I wanna pull more than his anchor of you know what I mean... βπͺπ»π«£
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This is going to be the best vacation ever!!! I hope I packed enough mankinis!! Omg!! Boat trip!! π’ πΉποΈ xoxo .
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Canal Street Kings Presents:
SEAMEN EVERYWHERE
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β 7PM
πThe Brewers
ποΈ 21st Feb
ποΈ Β£5 on Outsavvy π in bio.
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Is your name Poseidon coz I want you to fork me! π±
Calling all merefolk! π§πΏββοΈπ§πΌββοΈπ§π½Let's get wet a wild!
It's Valentine's month and the Canal Street Kings have upgraded their waterway and set sail across the seven sexy seas!ππYou know what they say?! The taller the ship...
But whatever size your vessel is we'll give it a tug!Wolfys a licenced boat Captain don't you know. Hello sailor!
So Spread those legs you just wished for and call us Davy Jones coz we about to go deep!
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All aboard!!!
Canal Street's Kings is Manchester's one and only KING, SWING N THING cabaret/Open Mic night.
Find a home amongst your fellow bois, butches, enbys, allies and anemones! . Everyone is welcome!π³οΈββ§οΈππ»ππ½ππΏπ³οΈβπ