Captains Log:
Love is in the air at a wind speed of 69 knots 🌬️💕
We have taken it hard in the stern.🛥️⛴️💦
A cavernous hole of such proportions I have never witnessed in all my years working with seamen! 🐳🧭
So many strong young men powerless to the onslaught of salty spray!💦 The relentless waves crashing over them.🌊 Drenched! Exhauste! Gasping for breath!🫧and that was before we even left the port!!! 🤪🤪
Anyway I better go swab the old poop deck and get things ship shape before the whirlpool party tonight!💅🏼 😉 Ugh!! I LOVE cruising!!! Meeting up with that hottie I met singing on the rocks the other day. I wanna pull more than his anchor of you know what I mean... ⚓💪🏻🫣
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This is going to be the best vacation ever!!! I hope I packed enough mankinis!! Omg!! Boat trip!! 🚢 🍹🏝️ xoxo .
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Canal Street Kings Presents:
SEAMEN EVERYWHERE
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⌚ 7PM
📍The Brewers
🗓️ 21st Feb
🎟️ £5 on Outsavvy 🔗 in bio.
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Is your name Poseidon coz I want you to fork me! 🔱
Calling all merefolk! 🧜🏿♂️🧜🏼♀️🧜🏽Let's get wet a wild!
It's Valentine's month and the Canal Street Kings have upgraded their waterway and set sail across the seven sexy seas!🌊🌊You know what they say?! The taller the ship...
But whatever size your vessel is we'll give it a tug!Wolfys a licenced boat Captain don't you know. Hello sailor!
So Spread those legs you just wished for and call us Davy Jones coz we about to go deep!
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All aboard!!!
Canal Street's Kings is Manchester's one and only KING, SWING N THING cabaret/Open Mic night.
Find a home amongst your fellow bois, butches, enbys, allies and anemones! . Everyone is welcome!🏳️⚧️👊🏻👊🏽👊🏿🏳️🌈