You Shall Not Yass: The Return of the Thing
HAM It Up Productions returns to The Clapham Grand this October with the latest installation of their smash hit show…
This time we celebrate the mythical and the monstrous beings of Middle Earth for a magical night of drag and cabaret paying queer homage to Tolkeins beloved franchise
The Balrog in a ball gown, Treebeard turning lewks, Shelob slaying the house down boots and perhaps a c*nty orc or two!
Hosted by HERR & Me
Plus a supporting cast of all star guests tba
Doors open at 6:30pm
Show starts at 7:30pm
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Age restriction: 18+
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This ticket grants access to You Shall Not Yass: The Return of the Thing on Thursday 23rd October 2025
INCLUDES ONE TICKET, GIVING ENTRY FOR ONE PERSON, TO THE STALLS AND CIRCLE LEVELS OF THE VENUE PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS UNALLOCATED SEATING AND WORKS ON A FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED BASIS. STARTING FROM THE STALLS, THEN CIRCLE. PLEASE ARRIVE WITH YOUR GROUP TO ENSURE YOU CAN BE SAT IN THE SAME AREA THIS TICKET DOES NOT APPLY TO TABLES PLEASE ALL ARRIVE TOGETHER IN YOUR GROUP WITH YOUR TICKETS ACTIVATED AND READY FOR SCANNING INCLUDES £1 VENUE RESTORATION LEVY
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The Clapham Grand Saint Johns Hill, London, SW11 1TT
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