đ Testo Hunkie: The Office Christmas Party đ
The yearâs collapsing faster than a dodgy office printerâbut donât log off just yet. Before capitalism pretends to gift us ârestâ between fiscal quarters, weâre clocking in for one final night of collective joy, chaos, and holy mischief. Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Solstice, or just surviving another year under late-stage capitalism, this oneâs for you.
Itâs time for Testo Hunkie: The Office Christmas Party â where we reject grind culture, misuse company time in the name of pleasure, and remind ourselves that community is the only miracle that actually delivers.
Mother Lori Mae is already foaming at the mouth thinking about all that thick, festive testosterone misting up the air.
So brace yourself for a night of raw power, sweaty community, and end-of-year unhinged joy.
Join us for Testo Hunkie: The Office Christmas Partyâa final blowout where we celebrate trans masculinities, resilience, andâyep, you guessed itâARM WRESTLING UNDER THE MISTLETOE!
Whether youâre a spreadsheet soldier, a burnout baddie, or just here to flirt with someone who finally quit their job, this oneâs for trans masc folks and all the gorgeous allies who ride with us against the machine.
See yâall on the dancefloor from 10pm âtil our very reasonable (but still slightly heartbreaking) 1am curfew.
Weâve got sets from the most beloved office personality hire divaâthe inimitable HARIETTA
So loosen your tie, oil your biceps, and letâs close this fiscal year out in style. đĽđ
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đ Join Us For Another Hunksome Time!
𼧠Pies and gossip: 8pmâ10pm
đŞ Arm wrestling: 9pm
đ§ DJ sets: 11pmâ1am
đ How to find us:
The Piehouse
213â214 Edward Pl
London
SE8 5HD
The Piehouse is down a row of railway arches.
Closest stations: New Cross (Overground & National Rail) and Deptford DLR Station.
đˇ Health Notice:
COVIDâs still a thing. Please test and stay home if you feel unwell.
đ Access & Inclusivity:
Testo Hunkie is an 18+ LGBTQ+ event.
Weâre here for the celebration of all bodies and gender expressions!
No excusesâacceptance is the bare minimum, babe.
𦽠Wheelchair accessible (ground floor).
đť Accessible toilet next to the bar.
đŞ Plenty of seatingâsofas, hard-backed chairs, and ample chill-out spots (upstairs via stairs).
⨠Low lighting, loud music, bright and flickering lights.
đś Dogs are welcome!!!
đ¸ If ticket price is a barrier, please DM usâno one will be turned away for lack of funds!
Testo Hunkie is the dream of a bunch of SE London queersâdoing it DIY, spreading joy, and raising a bit of money for trans joy* while weâre at it