DAVID HOYLE'S ALMANAC
LIVE AT THE RVT
THROUGHOUT 2026
The Royal Vauxhall Tavern – where time, truth, and chaos collide!
Join David Hoyle for a series of monthly shows harvesting the year’s chaos, guided by the moon, tides, and the savage weather of human folly.
Expect ruthless satire, grim forecasts, and the wild swings of the zodiac, as society’s storms and moral tides crash with darkly comic destruction.
Bring your wit, your willpower, and maybe a brolly.
Seasons shift, certainties crumble, art survives.
There are nine shows throughout 2026 please make sure you have booked the correct date.
Advance tickets for each show are £13 each, plus booking fee.
No refunds
THERE WILL BE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7PM
Doors at 7pm, show after 8pm
PLEASE NOTE: This event will be mixed standing/seated with very limited seats in the venue, first come first serve. If you have access requirements please contact dave@vauxhalltavern.com.
The RVT is an LGBTQ+ venue, please respect our space. No hen/stag parties.
BAGS AND COATS MUST BE CHECKED IN TO CLOAKROOM
DANCING ON THE STAGE IS AT YOUR OWN RISK
Photo and design by Lee Baxter
David Hoyle, winner of ‘ICON’ and ‘ORIGINALITY’ – QX Awards 2019.
’The greatest living performer’ – Justin Vivian Bond
‘He is raw, sometimes frightening, but also thrilling in his look-no-hands recklessness’ – The Guardian
’There is nothing quite like it: bold and unique, electrifying and disarmingly humane’ – Time Out