Summer is mincing along nicely. Long warm days spent smugly sipping aperol spritz's, rainbow-coloured lesbian parties in London with our favourite people and frantic scavenger hunts for London's last remaining ice lollies (the struggle was real).
Sadly, we soon have to make peace with the fact that summer in the UK will come to a rainy moist end. So, come celebrate the end of the season LIKE A BALLER with your fun-loving LEZevents family and oodles of girls (and non binary babes) who like girls on Saturday 31st August.
This end of summer, scandalous soiree is taking place in the quirky AF Simmons Fitzrovia bar and club - a cheeky 7 minute walk from Tottenham Court Road station and only 4 mins from Warren Street.
Set over two floors and styled like your eccentric yet stylish grandmothers house, this quaint central London venue boats a sexy bar area upstairs complete with a fully stocked bar, and a naughty yet nice club floor downstairs with neon signage galore and alluring caves and caverns - perfect hiding places for those stolen late night kisses...
There's also a pretty outdoor seating area featuring faux grass and a cute white picket fence, so you can sit outside and enjoy one of the last of our warm summer nights with a cold beer or even colder My Tie - hey, at LEZevents we bring the holiday to us...
Arrive bright and early, as from 7-9pm you can indulge in the OBSCENELY cheap Simmons happy hour where a spirit and mixer will cost you a ludicrous £2.50. Who even heard of such crazy drinks prices in the West End on a Saturday night? If you have, tell us, we're going!
Take a look at these eye-pleasing happy hour booze prices;
LEZ HAPPY HOUR 7-9PM
BOTTLES OF BEER £2.50
GLASSES OF WINE £3.00
SPIRIT & MIXER £2.50
2 COCKTAILS £10.00
BOTTLE OF WINE £12.00
COCKTAILS TEAPOTS £15.00
BOTTLES OF PROSECCO £18.00
Our fierce queer female DJ line up will be playing all your favourite booty-shaking tunes. On the first floor Sizzles and 2Traxx will be dishing out their usual epic selection of house and UK garage tracks, whilst the floor below will see Kaspa and Krystal Lake hyping up the dance floor with their addictive selection of hip hop, R&B and trap to keep you dancing all night long.
We believe a little eye candy never hurt nobody, so we're bringing back the gorgeous and obscenely talented dancing queen Bianca Lynette for her X rated wax dance performance - trust us, you wont want to miss it.
We've always loved celebrating queer female talent, so also performing on the night will be the vocally-gifted singer/songwriter Ronnie Martine Hall - known for her crowd-pleasing performance at this year's Pride in London.
Tickets for this summery celebration of love, unity, music and dance are bound to sell out fast, so get your tickets quickly and get your swag-heavy outfit ready.
More exciting merriment to be announced soon so stay tuned and follow us on Instagram (@lezevents_) and Facebook - (LEZeventsLDN)
*Lone Ranger meetup table from 7 - 9pm for anyone wanting to make party buddies (ask for Mitra or Sam)
*Dress code: heavy swag/chic
*Gay boy buddies welcome
*Tables available for anyone wanting to BALLER it up with sparklers, prosecco/ballons etc - PM us
*No toxic masculinity
*No refunds
*good vibes only
*Photographic ID essential
*This is an event for queer women, intersex and non binary/gender fluid people - we have the right to refuse entry
*Filming/photography will be taking place for broadcast media - let us know if this is an issue
