You are sincerely and seductively invited to 
Roger Prick’s Fabulous Internationale Striptease Spectacular an event where London's Alternative Comedian's bare all (their new material), brazenly flaunt their best wares, and show YOU a Really Good Time.
Hosted by the biggest slimeball, sleazebag, sex-god (among other things) ROGER PRICK
Lineup includes such sexy rambunctious, curvaceous ladies, and slutty-little-earringed men, as:
- Hot, saucy and covered in Mince it’s: Lady Bolognese
- Holly ‘big tits bigger teeth’ Gifford
- Ozzy ‘big pussy’ Algar
- Donatella ‘Ben’ Fallaci
- so tight they’re completely impenetrable: *hotlegs*
- Buxom Bombshell: Maya Ricote
- ’The sweet spot’ Ki Griffin
- -and finally:
- Penny and Sue’s Flap Farm
You will gag, you will scream, you will writhe (with pleasure) you might even have.... The Big O (a standing O….vation!!!!!!)
Come on down for the time of your life! Think of us as the first door on the advent calendar… your Inaugural Festive Treat, if you will.
Happy Holidays!