Are those church bells ringing? Santa's sleigh? The souls of the damned?
NO! It's Testo Hunkie: SACRILEGE⛧
Time to worship at the altar of T-boy decadence! On the 12th of December Reverend Mother Lori Mae invites you to her Cat-lick church of blood and blasphemy, are you ready to open your mouth, stick out your tongue and take your cum-union?🍞🍷
For dress code, think Adam & Steve, biblical figures, greek gods, ghastly ghouls, devils & angels, perverted prophets and slutty nuns. Are you ready to take unholy matrimony with the devil himself? And just in time for XXXmas!😈🛐🛐🛐
WORSHIP SCHEDULE:
🚪 Doors: 7:30pm
🥧 Pies, confession & social: 7:30PM–9PM
🍷 Unholy cum-union & Arm wrestling contest: 9:00PM
🪩 God-honouring Dance Party: 11PM–TIL 1AM
📍 Piehouse Co-Op, SE8 5HD
💪 ARM WRESTLING RULES - PLAY SAFE, HUNKS!
Fancy testing your strength? Our arm-wrestling competition is all about fun and friendly rivalry. Will you win the crown of thorns and eternal glory?
Participation is entirely at your own risk. Arm wrestling can result in strains, sprains, fractures, or other injuries, so please know your limits and only take part if you're comfortable doing so.
Warm up, listen to your body, and stop immediately if something hurts or feels wrong. No amount of bragging rights is worth an injury.
By taking part, you acknowledge the risks involved and accept responsibility for your own participation.
Be competitive. Be ridiculous. Be respectful.
Protect the Dolls but also your arms! Protect the hunk. 🖤
💋 WHO IT'S FOR
Testo Hunkie is for trans masc folks and the gorgeous allies who love us loudly.
We centre trans masculinities while welcoming everyone who respects the space and comes ready to celebrate with us.
🎟️ ACCESS
– 18+ LGBTQ+ event
– Limited free tickets available for Dolls
– If money is a barrier, DM us - no one turned away for lack of funds.
🦽 ACCESSIBILITY
– Wheelchair accessible (ground floor)
– Accessible toilet next to the bar
– Seating available throughout
– Loud music, low lighting, bright/flickering lights
– Dogs welcome 🐶
😷 HEALTH
COVID is still around, babes — test if you can and stay home if you're feeling rough.
✨ ABOUT TESTO HUNKIE
A DIY trans-masc love project from a bunch of South London queers, building nights for flirtation, friendship, softness, glorious silliness, sweat, devotion, emotional chaos, and collective joy.
Put on your Sunday best.
Get your rosary in hand.
Prepare to get on your knees.
Confess your sins.
Because on the 12th of December…
Testo Hunkie is taking you to Church⛪