It's a Trashastrophe! It's a Catrashtrophe! It's CATASTROTRASH!!!!!!
You thought you'd thrown the trash out, didn't you? Ohhh you blunderers, THIS trash ALWAYS crawls back up the drainpipes, back into the cavernous, scaly toilet bowl that is the basement at The Glory, where you'll be drinking in our fetid juices on…. on…. on a Tuesday….?
Can a Tuesday contain this stench? Is it too soon in the week for this volume of human crapulence, will it simply seep through the drywall and into the water supply??? Is this the contagion in its full aroma????
Well, there will be body stockings, we can tell you that much. And we MIGHT just have a NEW uhmmm…. song… or two for you. Bin bags at the ready, ladz.
SO:
Tuesday 31st May! The Glory Basement! Featuring US, THE TRASHETTES! Grrwwwaaaaawwwwaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhtrrrrraaahshshssssssshhhhhhh!!!!
Featuring ALSO: Oh wow: Oh gosh: What a line up:
Everybody's darling SHARDEAZY AFRODISIAK - “Trash… my relationship to trash as an entity? As a way of life? As physical adjacent when taking the bins out? Or my relationship to the trashettes…???”
-@shardeazy_afrodesiak
Your most unashamed KELL FARSHEA - “Inspired by Pirate Jenny, Quentin Crisp & August Spies - Kell Farshéa has been walking the fine line between trash and trashette for 56 years. Their love is radical, abolitionist and Trashy to its core.”
- @revolutionary.hen
Tornado of dreams, MAGIK (With a K) - “it all started when I did crack in the womb”
- @magikwitha_k
AND you may have noticed that our resident harbinger of the apocalypse, the Queen of Poppies and Wacky Trips, our very dear Deadboy has again rendered a new vision of destruction for your viewing delight!
- @i_m_deadboy
Who on earth, what on earth!!!! This is the only waste product you could desire!
No one knows what will happen when such a disastrous collection of trashastrophes collide in such a small space, but the scientific prediction model follows something like this:
DOORS at 7:30
ACT ONE: 8pm
Incubation Interval
ACT TWO: 9pm
Carriages: 10pm.
Thoughts? Questions? Rubber gloves? Get in touch dear hearts, we're always at @thetrashettesldn <3