TOOT TOOT FLINTA* FITTIES TO THE FRONT.
GAYTORADE’s back for another round and it’s only f*ckin Trans Pride and we’re only f*ckin’ fundraising again. 🥰
Instead of going home after the march like a big dork 🫣, come thru and get feral in a pub with loads of FLINTA* cuties 🫦 and sexxxxiiii tunes 👍. HAVE YOU GOT BETTER PLANS? F*CKIN THOUGHT NOT 😈
- 5 DJs 🤹♂️
- 2 GoGos 🧩
- Many hot queers ⏰
- Much snogging 🪑
LITERALLY NOTHING COULD BE BETTER… NOTHING
Tbf tho, if you need to drop stuff at home first, or like change or whatever, then actually fair play, you should go home first and maybe eat something and stay hydrated ya know. Gotta be responsible and look after yourself if we’re gonna keep fighting for TRANS LIBERATION.
But don’t you dare lie down on your bed, cos you’ll end up napping and we both know you won’t make it out to the pub full of fitties like you said. DON’T DO IT. DON’T EVEN LOOK AT YOUR BED. Promise me you won’t, okay? I wanna see you. I miss you, bro. I miss the good times. Remember skimming rocks down at the old quarry. Shit, that might have been the best summer of my life…
Wait, what was I saying?
Oh yeah…
Yeah yeah yeah…
TRANS RIGHT ARE HUMAN RIGHTS LET’S GOOOOOOO 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
And yeah, come to The Old Nun’s Head, it’s gonna be good. 👍